A Stop to the Vishus Deer Menace?

Hmmm ... Here is a timely little story that may be just what we need to combat the VISHUS DEER MENACE that plagues the Cat Blogosphere ...

Whaddya think, Skeezix?


Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a
VISHUS DEER steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was
Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from
the grilled VISHUS DEER steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After
several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he said,

“You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
wonderful aroma of grilled VISHUS DEER filled the neighborhood. The Priest was
called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in
amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

You wuz born a VISHUS DEER, you wuz raised a VISHUS DEER, but now you is a catfish.