What was one of the fashion fads when you were a teenager?
I'm a teenager right now (I'm a thirteen year old girl cat) and I think that one of the big fashion fads is wearin' pink ... even if you're a boy cat. Pink looks good on efurrybody ('specially on Skeezix the Cat and his girlfriend, Daisy the Curly Cat).
Mom says that she was a teenager in the '80s and everything was faddish then. She wore preppy clothes like Izod polo shirts with the collar flipped up (I HATE wearing collars ... I prefer nekkid!).
Name one thing you think people assume about you when they first meet you.
Humans naturally assume that since I'm the only girl cat in my household that I'm sweet and demure ... That couldn't be further from the truth! I'm the Grand Dame of the Feline Americans. Things go my way or no way at all.
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how hard do you work?
Well, Mom and I balance each other out: She works at about a ten ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME and I prefer to let other people work, so I'm at about a 1. Between the two of us, stuff gets finished ...
If you were given a free 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl to sell anything you currently own, what would you advertise?
I would want a public service announcement to convince people worldwide to spay or neuter their pets AND to adopt a homeless or shelter pet. Mom agrees with me totally. All of her pets have been either homeless strays or shelter-types. She says that we're furry wonderful and she wouldn't trade us for pedigrees ...
Fill in the blank:
I love to __be the first to use the litterbox__ when it is __full of fresh, clean litter (and hasn't been befouled by one of the Feline Americans__.